WOMAN'S TOUCH
Bawdy folk song. Oh, one more thing – women actually invented a water-cooler and a syringe. Honest truth.
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Girls invented slap and pinch,
Water-cooler and syringe,
That’s why guys get drunk so fast
When it bites them in the ass,
Oh, hey, lovely ladies,
You’re sure special kind:
You grow hair everywhere -
On top and from behind!
Once a woman set her mind,
Run away and promptly hide,
Kitchen knife can tell so much
Over gentle woman’s touch,
Oh, hey, lovely ladies,
You’re sure rare find:
Country, town, up-and-down,
On top and from behind!
Younger boys and gents of old
're chasing women – truth be told,
Men would jump into abyss
For a sloppy tender kiss,
Oh, hey, lovely ladies,
You’re sure pretty sight:
Anywhere, down there,
On top and from behind!
Kind regards, lovely ladies,
Unless you’re throwing fit,
Lost and found, slim and round,
You make our life complete!