Don’t waste your time on useless fight
With friends. Be wise – it means be quiet.
Don’t tell them all the time “You’re wrong!”
And you will have your friends for long.
Be gentle, don’t break their hearts -
It’s hard to find replacement parts.
Invite them often to the bar
And they will fly for you to star.
Do not discuss their private lives
With other friends and with your wife,
Especially if friend is a girl.
Just don’t be stupid. That is all.