i remember him standing in front of us bawling
obscenities mixed with the most sweet endearments
and we all trying hard not to raise our eyes higher
than his belt buckle well i for one was looking at his crotch
the homoeroticism of the moment wasn’t lost on me
you no longer have names since now
you all have a single name nobody
you no longer have parents since now
i am your mother and father and sweet old aunt lucy
do i make myself clear yes sir
you know i could’ve done with some ginger biscuits and milk
as he was standing in front of us contracting his facial muscles
contorting his mouth line contenting his swollen ego
go to the headquarters and get a calliper
report all your findings to me and to me only
insubordination will not be tolerated
do i make myself clear yes sir
(17—18.08.2010)