Hobbit trotted in the wood
and his mood was very good
he ate butter, he drank mead
he was dreaming of the deed
he was goin' to see Smaug
old, freckled, shabby frog
who was farting in the cave
with the actor called Redgrave
they drank whisky, they drank honey
they'd ran out of the money
so they went to the light
and experienced huge fright
50 dwarfs stood on their knees
they were waiting for striptease
old Gandalf, motherfucker,
turned out to be a queer sucker
he was dancing near the oak
stripped almost all of his cloak
at this moment dwarfs began
to piss on the frying pan