Мексиканские наркобароны приступили к распространению генетически модифицированного кокаина, вырабатывающего иммунитет к возбудителю грипповой пандемии.
Теперь потребители могут преспокойно сближаться с другими свиньями без видимого вреда для здоровья.
A Mexican drug cartel has started to distribute cocaine from genetically modified crop that provides immunity to a swine flu virus.
Now the consumers could closely communicate with other pigs without jeopardizing their health.
Swine Flu Cases
USA
141 cases - As of May 1, 2009
Arizona
4 case
California
13 cases
Colorado
2 cases
Delaware
4 cases
Georgia
1 case
Illinois
3 cases
Indiana
3 case
Kansas
2 cases
Kentucky
1 case
Massachusetts
2 cases
Michigan
2 case
Minnesota
1 case
Nebraska
1 case
Nevada
1 case
New Jersey
5 cases
New York City
50 cases
Ohio
1 case
South Carolina
16 cases
Texas
28 cases 1 Death.
Virginia
2 cases
World Swine Flu H1N1 Cases
Country
Swine Flu Cases
Australia
112 Suspected cases
Austria
1
Brazil
1 possible
Britain
5
Canada
19
Chile
8 Suspected cases
Colombia
9 Suspected cases
Denmark
5 Suspected cases
Russia
Все никак у людей